You want an update,eh?

Just because I haven’t touched my blog for some days doesn’t mean you have the right to ask me to update it,you nincompoop.If you really wanna be dissed,go to Las Vegas and ask the gamblers what the Indian Standard Time is!!They’ll kick your a*se!
Ever tried to make sense with your potshelled brains?No?Now why in the world do people want my blog to be updated?You should be either having a rusted brain or you must have problem going to the bathroom!I know you prefer the second one.I know!
And oh yeah.Stop being a single celled amoeba and start using wallpapers for toilet papers.They’ll add colour to well,umm,whatever.
Be good.Do good and stop asking a drunkard for directions.He’ll send you straight UP.
Finally,before taking leave…aaaah,get lost.Don’t show your ugly uninostrilled face again.

 

Idiot.Test yourself

The good for nothing quiz

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My Result Was:
Your answers explain why you solved this quiz. You are good for nothing. We are seriously kidding. Figure it out yourself. Or send this quiz to your friends to harass them.

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More Myspace Quizzes on lots of topics.

 

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I don’t like cancelling posts.So shut up and wait for the next one.

 

Go sleep.

No post today.Shut up and go to sleep.Do you think this is my job?
I have a life outside and a better one than yours.
Now dun cry out.Cos in the end,I’ll win.

 

Talking about twats a.k.a You

My rhyme deserves a pat

As it tells everyone that

You’re the world’s biggest TWAT

Cos you’re the one people are laughing at.

You like it?Yeah?Funny?Yeah?Then you deserve it.Now lemme sleep and don’t ruin my day by showing your moronic smile.

Bye

 

Straightaway?

Whenever I ask people to check my blog,they ask me the link.Can’t you find it out for yourself?Are you an illiterate retard?Or did you bite your dog?

Just because you have the internet within your running nose’s reach,it doesn’t mean you have to click the link straightaway.Verify it if it contains any stupididy like you have in your body in loads.

You suck a lot.Why?Cos you’re still reading this useles post.I say you’re the biggest idiot in the world and it’s obviously true.YES.YOU ARE AN IDIOT.But you still carry on reading this post.Dunno why.

See.You scroll down straightaway to see what’s down.Huh?Did you wash your hands after going to the loo?Or did you atleast bathe for the past week?Look at you.Flies all around you and no perfume can cure you.Cos you literally and practically stink.

And hey,did you notice it that I misspelt the word ’stupidity’?You didn’t.Did you?Now what’s the use of you mate?Why dun you go and rot in the drainages of Colombo?Afterall you won’t die straightaway.

You lost again.Get lost.Adios

 

No title whatsoever

Yeah.I don’t care to give this a title.If you don’t like it,bugger off.

First of all,you ain’t living for titles,but for the sheer sake of dying.And what’s the use of dying?Dunce,that’s when you get a title for yourself.People attach a silly tagline to you to make your blinkered soul rest in peace.

Even ‘Moncho’ is a title and I’m applying it to whoever hates me or my blog and yeah,even for the rest of the others,cos you deserve to die.

Do one thing.After reading this with your ugly squinted eyes,rest your neck on the railway track.We’ll see if a passing train can rip you off.If it doesn’t,jump from a skyscraper and see if you go to hell.If even that fails,come to me.I’ll kick your a**.

And all this hardwork for a title maaaaan.Just imagine-Moncho ‘YOUR NAME’.Wow.People will love you for your thickheadedness and will even make you the God of twats,then.

Afterall,you’re a twat,he’s a twat,they’re all twats.Excluding me,everyone is a twat,even the guy who sold you the ice cream.He’s the biggest twat.Cos he just sold one to a twat.

So,my friend,be a twat or a moncho or whatever tagline you like,apply it for yourself,cos afterall,you deserve a title and not this blog FFS.

Bye twat

 

Sense and sensibility

First of all,lemme tell you the world’s not round.Did you ever see it?NO.Did your dad see it?NO.Then what’s the big deal?You see a rabbit talk in those Looney tunes show,so would you believe that?You see Keanu Reeves doing the famous matrix stunt.Would you do that?Hell NO.

Fernando Alonso drives an F1 car,so does that make you king of the world or does it make him your chauffer?Bloody.No.

I have this watch of mine and it shows me the correct time.Does that make your computer processor P1?No

Poisonous mushrooms make you hallucinate(and die of course) and even booze makes you so.Then why do people just booze and put up bars,rather than putting up poisonous mushrooms’s shops everywhere?What the hell is this world doing?

People sleep at nights.Some don’t.And there’s this term called ‘Insomnia’.Then there must definitely be a term for the people who’re awake at daytime.Ain’t I right?Then whaaat?

And they termed those square boxing arenas as boxing rings.Duh.People.

And you,you,you are the main reason for the world’s madness.Why the eff are you here?Go to the loo and while away your time there,loo-face.

I know you haven’t gone to the bathroom for the past 6 days.Now go and change the world.It’s in dire straits cos of the smell you’re freezing us in.

I know you have no sense.And you’re good for nothing.All you do is yap.Now just shut up and go to sleep.

And oh,by the way,the world is indeed round you idiot.Else it won’t be rolling.Get a life.Why did you ever believe me?BYE

 

Die now:x

!@#$%^&*()_+

You saw those symbols,eh?Great.You know what?You’ll be dead by next week.Why?That’s because they contain voodoo.African desert voodoo baby.

It’s too good and you can’t escape.You’ll have cactii growing under your armpits soon.You can eat,but you can’t discharge what you eat.It’ll stagnate somewhere inside.

People will larff at your face and make fun of you.

Ever heard of chicken pox?Yeah?Then that’s what you’ll get.You can’t sleep,can’t eat,can’t drink,can’t do nothing.

Your brain will go blank and will remember nothing,except me,cos you have to curse me naa.You can’t even add 1 and 3.Dolt.

You’ll be paralyzed.Stuck to your bed and will curse me.Hahahah.Who cares?You’re a goner.

And yeah.I know I’m crazy

So die.

 

7+2=9

Yeah.7+2=9.What’s the big deal in it?Eh?

Look,I don’t care what you think the answer is.For me,it’ll always be 9.Cos I say so.Just because there’s no written proof of Newton’s answer,doesn’t mean it’s wrong.Now go get a life.Trust me,it’s 9.

And the magic is,even 3 multiplied by 3 is 9 too.Got that?You are a dolt to read this in the first place and then,you’re the biggest nincompoop on God’s green Earth not to believe what I’m saying.

Now kneel down and accept that 7+2=9.I dun give a rat’s a** even if you don’t accept it.But you’ll regret not doing it.

Why dun you use shaving cream for toothpaste?It’ll do you good.Clicking a blog link and reading it doesn’t make you a hero at all.Accepting what’s said in it will.

You need medication,kiddo.Go to your orthopaedician and get your baloney brains checked.Yeah.You heard me right.Orthopaedician and baloney brains.Go now and don’t show your ugly face again.YUCK.

*Mirror mirror on the wall who’s the ugliest of all?

**The moron who’s reading this all.

See.Everyone knows this.So better accept what I’ve said and remove your butt out of here.It’s stinking.

Cheerio!!!