Just because I haven’t touched my blog for some days doesn’t mean you have the right to ask me to update it,you nincompoop.If you really wanna be dissed,go to Las Vegas and ask the gamblers what the Indian Standard Time is!!They’ll kick your a*se!
Ever tried to make sense with your potshelled brains?No?Now why in the world do people want my blog to be updated?You should be either having a rusted brain or you must have problem going to the bathroom!I know you prefer the second one.I know!
And oh yeah.Stop being a single celled amoeba and start using wallpapers for toilet papers.They’ll add colour to well,umm,whatever.
Be good.Do good and stop asking a drunkard for directions.He’ll send you straight UP.
Finally,before taking leave…aaaah,get lost.Don’t show your ugly uninostrilled face again.

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I don’t like cancelling posts.So shut up and wait for the next one.

No post today.Shut up and go to sleep.Do you think this is my job?
I have a life outside and a better one than yours.
Now dun cry out.Cos in the end,I’ll win.

My rhyme deserves a pat

As it tells everyone that

You’re the world’s biggest TWAT

Cos you’re the one people are laughing at.

You like it?Yeah?Funny?Yeah?Then you deserve it.Now lemme sleep and don’t ruin my day by showing your moronic smile.

Bye

Whenever I ask people to check my blog,they ask me the link.Can’t you find it out for yourself?Are you an illiterate retard?Or did you bite your dog?

Just because you have the internet within your running nose’s reach,it doesn’t mean you have to click the link straightaway.Verify it if it contains any stupididy like you have in your body in loads.

You suck a lot.Why?Cos you’re still reading this useles post.I say you’re the biggest idiot in the world and it’s obviously true.YES.YOU ARE AN IDIOT.But you still carry on reading this post.Dunno why.

See.You scroll down straightaway to see what’s down.Huh?Did you wash your hands after going to the loo?Or did you atleast bathe for the past week?Look at you.Flies all around you and no perfume can cure you.Cos you literally and practically stink.

And hey,did you notice it that I misspelt the word ‘stupidity’?You didn’t.Did you?Now what’s the use of you mate?Why dun you go and rot in the drainages of Colombo?Afterall you won’t die straightaway.

You lost again.Get lost.Adios

Yeah.I don’t care to give this a title.If you don’t like it,bugger off.

First of all,you ain’t living for titles,but for the sheer sake of dying.And what’s the use of dying?Dunce,that’s when you get a title for yourself.People attach a silly tagline to you to make your blinkered soul rest in peace.

Even ‘Moncho’ is a title and I’m applying it to whoever hates me or my blog and yeah,even for the rest of the others,cos you deserve to die.

Do one thing.After reading this with your ugly squinted eyes,rest your neck on the railway track.We’ll see if a passing train can rip you off.If it doesn’t,jump from a skyscraper and see if you go to hell.If even that fails,come to me.I’ll kick your a**.

And all this hardwork for a title maaaaan.Just imagine-Moncho ‘YOUR NAME’.Wow.People will love you for your thickheadedness and will even make you the God of twats,then.

Afterall,you’re a twat,he’s a twat,they’re all twats.Excluding me,everyone is a twat,even the guy who sold you the ice cream.He’s the biggest twat.Cos he just sold one to a twat.

So,my friend,be a twat or a moncho or whatever tagline you like,apply it for yourself,cos afterall,you deserve a title and not this blog FFS.

Bye twat